How to Impress Me

March 29th, 2007.

Car Salesman: This one has all leather interior.

V: I don’t mind cloth.

Car Salesman: It also has power windows….

V: I can roll my windows up.

Car Salesman: Air conditioning…

V: I can also roll my windows down.

Car Salesman: A 5 disk CD changer…

V: I own an Ipod.

Car Salesman: Moon roof? Dual side airbags? Keyless entry?

V: *bored sigh*

Car Salesman: Um, it also gets 40 miles per gallon of gasoline.

V: I find myself suddenly intrigued.

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