Ok, so I went back to Super! Walmart tonight to pick up a couple of things. Dowdy greeter lady was still working the door, but unfortunately, didn’t recognize me. As I was strolling by the bank, however, I happened to see this:
Just in case your eyes are shit, that sign says, “Help Yourself to One Piece of Candy. (Leave the bowl)” Also, now it’s full of chocolate as opposed to cheapy lollipops.
And they said I couldn’t change the world!
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