I don’t know if any of you have noticed, but you can now sign up to receive email updates letting you know when I’ve updated. This is convenient for you because it saves you the trouble of visiting on the days I haven’t updated. It’s also convenient for me being that I’ve been getting mad urges to write those ‘Excuse posts’ letting everyone know I’m too busy to update and boy o’ boy those things are fucking lame.
So, to encourage you to sign up to receive the email updates, thereby sparing me the humiliation of writing a ‘I’m going on vacation for a week, so please o please don’t quit reading my site forever!’ post, I’m going to start a contest of sorts. Anyone who signs up to receive the email updates will be eligible to win a $100 gift card to Amazon. On Christmas Eve, I will pick an email address off of my list randomly and send them the money. Being that I basically have zero Internet friends, you can be sure that I will be fair and impartial when choosing the winner. Also, there are currently less than 10 people signed up, so the odds of winning are pretty good.
In the end, it’s a $100 Christmas present from me. I wish I could simply send $100 via paypal or something so you could theoretically spend the money on blow and child prostitutes if you wanted, but alas, not everyone has a paypal account. Instead, perhaps you can buy a book about blow and child prostitutes and sticky up the pages in my honor? This is the type of thing that would flatter me anyway. Because I’m demented. And insane.
So sign up here (or in the box on the right-hand side of this page) and check your email on Christmas Eve to see if you’ve won a little something-something from yours truly.
Merry fucking Christmas in advance everyone!
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