December Catchphrase and a Word About Editing

December 5th, 2007.

This site does not have a disclaimer because I think disclaimers are generally over defensive and stupid. But if I were to write a disclaimer, I would tell you all to quit whining and crying about the numerous typos, spelling mistakes, and grammatical errors you find here.

The reason you find errors on this site is because, Newsflash! I am not a professional writer. Hell, I am not even a professional blogger. (Thank God) Usually professionals have access to editors, agents, proof readers, etc, who all go over their work with a fine tooth comb in order to prevent the author from looking like a fool. Not only do I have zero qualms about looking like a fool in public, but I simply do not care that much about the crap I write to make sure it looks polished. I do not take this website seriously and I never will. So take a page from my admittedly poorly written book and let it go.

If you’d like to proof read and edit this shit for free, you are welcome to it. But if I were you, I wouldn’t waste my time. If I can’t be bothered, then why should you?

In other news, I have a new catchphrase. This one comes from a website called Cultural Relevantism and I have to say he’s written one of the better catchphrases for my contest. Not only that, but if the picture of the kid dressed as the monkey is his, he has fathered the ONLY cute kid I’ve ever seen a picture of on the entire Internet. I’m serious, people. Your kids are ugly as hell. But this kid? This KID? Is fucking adorable.

Help! My uterus is melting!

Anyway, stop by Cultural Relevantism and give him a look.

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