I’ve listened to the political pundits talk and I’ve watched the news casts. I’ve read your blogs and I’ve looked at your bar graphs. I watched the debates and I researched the issues. But I still haven’t heard a single reputable source state the obvious:
Sarah Palin is an evil, nasty, harpy, shrew-bitch.
Leave it to the Republicans to find someone even more distasteful than Hilary. I honestly didn’t think that was possible. However, at this point, I’d be happier if McCain’s running mate was a rock with a smiley face painted on it if it meant escaping putting what I strongly suspect to be an insidious alien in the White House. I’m not saying this to be glib, either. I really don’t think she’s human.
Like I said before, I watched the Palin/Biden debate. The only thing I was impressed with was the fact that Palin’s beauty pageant training was clearly coming into play. Every question she answered included many cutesy winks and sickly sweet compliments, but rarely did she actually say anything. She should have just answered every goddamn question with ‘World peace!’ and been done with it.
I don’t want Palin to help run the country. I want to her wear a bikini and twirl a baton previously lit on fire. Then I want to that baton to light her over styled hair ablaze. Fuck her. Fuck her with a rusty screwdriver.
Hilary and Palin. These are the best women our country has to offer? I’ve never wanted a dick so bad in my entire life. I’m ashamed to be a woman right now and all 8 of my female readers should be too.
Don’t get me wrong, but I’m not in the Obama/Biden camp either. However, until we as a people stand up to our government and demand our voices be heard, we are doomed to have Presidential elections where our ‘choice’ is either Garbage or More Garbage. To change the downward spiral of our country, we need to stand together and say, “Choosing between the lesser of two evils is no choice at all. We won’t settle for anything other than the best. As a country and as a people, we deserve as much.”
But we won’t do that. Instead, we’ll let the magazines turn Obama and McCain into quasi-celebrities and we’ll watch the whole horse in pony show in awe while our government laughs their asses off at us because we are so easily manipulated.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m scared.
So scared, in fact, I’m going to write a letter to God.
I don’t believe in you, but I will seriously reconsider my disbelief if you save the world from Sarah Palin. I’m not asking for much. Perhaps a heart attack or maybe you can drive her little retard demon kid insane enough to eat her fucking eyes out? Thank you for your thoughtful consideration of our very dire need.
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