I’ll admit it.
Reviewing EJ was a lot of fun. In fact, I had so much fun skewering that self important little bastard, that when someone else offered me cold hard cash to review them, I couldn’t hit the ‘accept’ button quick enough. Two idiots in less than a week? Is it fucking Christmas around here or something?
Silly me, I should have checked out the site before accepting because what I ended up with is Online Casino Reviews. Yes, you read that right. I am supposed to review a site that exists solely to review other sites.
My head hurts already.
The fact of the matter is I am not a degenerate gambler. Ultimately, I really have no fucking clue what makes a good gambling review site. Hell, I don’t even know what makes a good gambling site. Pictures of naked women? Loud music that drowns out the sound of your child’s sobs after you pissed away his college fund? Who fucking knows? I’ll tell you who: degenerates. Sorry, but I am not a part of that club.
So I’m going to go with what I know and say the layout of this site is annoying. I don’t like excessive graphics and logos on a website. That’s my personal preference.
Also, the reviews aren’t interesting. Whether or not they are informative, I can’t say. What I can say is they look like they were all written by retarded chimps. Ideally, if you are going to have a review site, my suggestion would be to find a legible author with just a touch of goddamn personality. This is not entertaining:
The casino software is also state-of-the-art, quick download or no-download version available. Plus an easy to use interface makes this a great choice for casino gambling online.
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So my advice to this site is to find someone to write more comprehensive and entertaining reviews who can also correctly spell words like ‘licensed.’ In a nutshell, whether you’re reviewing products or other sites, a dash of intelligence and a whole lot of spice goes a long way.
As for whether or not the site is useful or accurate, I have no idea. Perhaps if some of my readers of the degenerate persuasion (I know you’re out there!) are in the mood to take a break from tossing their money in the trash, they will generously check out the site and let me know in the comments. Visit Online Casino Blue Book here.
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