Husband: I just did something very ‘white trash.’
V: What’s that?
Husband: I went outside to check the mail wearing nothing but a pair of boxer shorts, a t-shirt and a pair of flip flops.
V: Well, I wish you would have told me that was ‘white trash’ six months ago. I do that every morning.
- A Racially Charged Baseball Game
- His Little Jewish Penis
- I Hate Birds (And God Too, If He Exists)
- If Gas Prices Bother You, Walk. If You Hate Your Job, Quit. If Your Life Sucks, Change it.
- Would this Fashion Retard Carry a Louis Vuitton Purse?