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What, Me Vote?

Wednesday, October 31st, 2012

Romney or Obama? The elections. Yard signs, headlines, commercials, blogs, propagandists and pundits. It’s impossible to avoid. I’ve been wondering why people are taking any of it seriously. Is this really ‘the most important election of our time’, except for the last one, and the one before that? Is it really my duty to vote? […]

Modern Day Indentured Servitude v.s. VAruca Salt

Friday, July 1st, 2011

What is the only difference between a Modern Day American Indentured Servant (MDAIS) and VAruca Salt? Simple. VAruca’s mummy and daddy didn’t have to borrow money to pay for all of VAruca’s ridiculous crap. Do you remember little VAruca Salt in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory? Who sang “I Want It Now”? The one […]

Happily Ever After?

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

I think I’m out of stories. All I have left are images. Bright little flashes of emotions that dance in the peripheral of my vision. They seem significant to me, but I have no context to put them in for you. I can’t explain how one smile changed me, ever so slightly, or how a […]

How to Control Your Temper

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

“I used to have a really bad temper. Seriously, it was really bad.” My colleagues initially blow me off. “Yeah. Right.” “No I’m serious!” I insist, “I used to have a very short fuse. The kind of short fuse that results in screaming and fist fights; the kind of short fuse that puts people in […]

I Am Not Your Fucking Honey.

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

I lost the password to my stats a long time ago, so I honestly don’t know if anyone still reads this thing. Like most monkeys, I need an audience to watch me dance. Otherwise, what’s the point? I might as well just take a nap. So, I’m going to ask you to do something I’ve […]