Archive for November, 2006

Shape of a Divorce

Sunday, November 26th, 2006

Hi! When I was pregnant, I gorged myself until I doubled my body weight. Now, my body is covered in disgusting rolls of fat and I have so many stretch marks it looks like someone took a magic marker and scribbled on me. But that’s all just part of motherhood, right? Pregnancy does that to […]

The Most Hurtful Rumor of All

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

Since I’ve started this site, a lot of people have said a lot of nasty things about me. I’ve had my identity, my sexuality, and my parenting techniques all questioned. But probably the most hurtful comments of all are the ones implying that I have a job. As if I’m some kind of pencil pushing, […]

In Defense of Michael Richards and Ann Coulter

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

Obviously, I’m going to defend Michael Richards aka Kramer. People talk a big game about ‘tolerance,’ but seem to forget that includes being tolerant of racist hicks. Besides, we all have aversions to random groups of people. Do you honestly believe that hating people who drive aggressively is morally superior to hating someone with a […]

The Tequila Monster

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

The first time the Tequila Monster got me was one my 21st birthday. My friend Mike thought it would be a good idea to take me to a country/western bar to celebrate. Now, I hate country/western music with the fire of a thousand suns so I have no idea why he thought I would enjoy […]

Fuck You Money

Monday, November 20th, 2006

I was going write a story disclosing how I spent my ‘Fuck You Money’ this month, but I realized most of you probably don’t know what ‘Fuck You Money’ is. So I figured I’d use this entry to give you a little background information on the term. This all started when I went homeless for […]