Archive for December, 2006

She’s So Nice

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

Brother’s Girlfriend: *hangs up the phone* That was my Mom. She went grocery shopping and she wants me to come home and unload the car. Brother:  Isn’t your brother home? Why can’t he do it? BG:  Apparently, he’s busy watching TV. Brother:  So let me get this straight. You’ve got to leave here and go […]

How To Fight

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

The summer I turned 6 years old, some of the neighborhood boys started bullying me. Back then, I owned a pair of cabbage patch kid roller-skates and my favorite activity was skating around the block singing nursery rhymes at the top of my lungs. One day, a few boys in the 8-10 range thought it […]

Peeves 3 & 4: Ugly Kids and Tanning Beds

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

Have you ever stood in a line at a department store loudly talking to your toddler just hoping and praying someone would compliment his cuteness? If so, I hate you and I hope you die. This happened to me just last night. I was standing in line, minding my own business, attempting to buy a […]

Early Christmas For the Ingrate

Monday, December 18th, 2006

My husband’s family celebrates Christmas twice a year. The weekend before Christmas everyone gathers at his grandparent’s house, exchanges presents and eats dinner. Then on actual Christmas, we do an ‘immediate family only’ gift exchange, drive to his Uncle’s house and eat dinner again. The reason behind all of this is completely appalling: Simply put, […]

Keeping Track of My Stats

Friday, December 15th, 2006

A mere week after my site went live, I broke the only counter I could find that worked directly inside WordPress. So, I installed Statcounter. I absolutely adore this counter because it shows my daily traffic in graph formation and I have an unnatural and oddly disturbing love of graphs. A few weeks later, I […]