Archive for March, 2007

Ongoing Catchphrase Contest

Friday, March 30th, 2007

Ok, people. There are two things I did not foresee when I started my catchphrase contest. 1. People would think I wrote the catchphrase and constantly bust my chops about it. 2. I would get bored seeing the same catchphrase every single day. However, I still think it’s a bit egotistical to write your own […]

How to Impress Me

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Car Salesman: This one has all leather interior. V: I don’t mind cloth. Car Salesman: It also has power windows…. V: I can roll my windows up. Car Salesman: Air conditioning… V: I can also roll my windows down. Car Salesman: A 5 disk CD changer… V: I own an Ipod. Car Salesman: Moon roof? […]

I Never Told Kathy Sierra to Shut Her Gob (But I Wish I Would Have)

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

I see how it is. Someone threatens Kathy Sierra and everyone starts throwing my name into the argument as if it were me who told her to shut her gob. First of all, if you don’t see the difference between vaguely threatening rape and making fun of a haircut, then really, I have nothing to […]

A Happy Ending

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

Yesterday, I came to the realization that it must be pretty tough to follow this website. One second, I’m 14 years old. Then I’m writing in present day. The next day I’m 7. Tomorrow, I might be 15. The timeline to my life is all kinds of fucked up. Apparently, this leaves my poor readers […]

Drunk Parents, Teenage Relationships, and a Betrayal of Trust

Monday, March 26th, 2007

I think I was about 14 years old when my Mother started hanging out with the widowed guy who lived across the street from the park. His name was Denny and his wife left him with 5 children. Secretly, I hoped my Mother would marry Denny because I thought it would be loads of fun […]