Archive for March, 2007

Nothing to See Here

Sunday, March 25th, 2007

It was the link that was bothering you? Well, Why didn’t you say so? Consider it gone. All the traffic I have to give belongs to you. Now write your best, learn to see the humor in yourself, and remember…. …I’m holding you to that cup of coffee.

Out-Bitching the Bitch

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

Personally, I think she’s pretty cute. However, there are a couple of things that I need to address. Firstly, Why are you hiding behind anonymity? It’s pretty fucking easy to throw giant rocks at Dooce and Mommy Bloggers and anyone else who chooses to blog on the internet under their own names!….. Hey! What’s up.. […]

Human Nature Makes People Assholes; Not the Internet

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

When I was 15 years old, I developed a crush on one of my best guy friends. He was oblivious and his failure to pick up on any of my signals caused me great distress. Teenage girls can often become overwhelmed with frustration and one day, while hanging out with this boy, I suddenly wailed: […]

Closing the Deal From a Female Perspective

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

One of my guiltiest pleasures is watching men scramble to figure women out. The practice of convincing women to sleep with them seems particularly challenging and they rack their brains trying to figure out the best way to score. Cocky men will often claim that all it takes is a bit of ‘game’ and they […]

People That Annoyed Me Today

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

1. The Paperboy I very politely informed the paperboy that I am not interested in receiving the daily newspaper. He responded by offering to give me a ‘Free Trial!’ Very firmly, I informed him that I am not interested in a free trial. I told him that I do not like the newspaper. It’s big […]