Archive for April, 2007

The Stolen Diary

Friday, April 20th, 2007

My friends give me lots of mixed reviews when it comes to this website. Some of them are really into it and read every day while others are only politely interested. Yesterday, a friend of mine told me that reading my website made him uncomfortable because it was sort of like reading my diary. Obviously, […]

Guide to How a Girl Feels About You Based on What She Eats

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Every once in a while, a guy friend of mine will end a date confused about how it went. The girl he took out seemed amicable enough and she smiled plenty, but other than that, he couldn’t quite pin down how she felt about him. Did she enjoy herself? Or was she just being polite? […]

The Things I Want To Do

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

V:  You know what I wish I could do to him? I wish I could take a knife and jam it right in his fucking eye, twist, and pop his eye out. Then, I’d stick it in his mouth and start working the top of his head and his jawbone until he was chewing it […]

Geeky Loner Asian Kid Proves That The Media Makes a Better Killing Spree Target Than Virginia Tech

Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

Thirty-three people lay dead in Virginia and I’m betting Don Imus is wondering why this couldn’t have gone down a couple of weeks ago. He might not have lost his job. Excuse my cynicism, but I was fortunate enough to watch the evening news last night. In a single hour of viewing, I managed to […]

A Racially Charged Baseball Game

Monday, April 16th, 2007

This weekend, my husband and I took the children to a baseball game. As we huddled close together, clutching lukewarm cups of hot chocolate, I attempted to explain the game to my young stepdaughter. “Which team do we want to win?” she asked. “Well, do you see how some guys are wearing black uniforms and […]