Archive for August, 2007

Most Women are Nothing More Than Wasted Potential

Monday, August 20th, 2007

Oh hush. I do not hate women. In fact, two of the best people I’ve known in my entire life have been women. These friends of mine are the very definition of what womanhood should be. They’re smart, witty, generous, compassionate, tough, and independent. Neither has a gossipy bone in their body and they’re both […]

Slutty Catchphrase

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

The lesbian chick who runs this website says my friend is indeed yanking my chain and the word ‘queer’ has nothing to do with wanting to fuck people of both sexes. According to her, I am simply a slut. I guess lesbians are kind of like Catholics in that intent is just as bad as […]

I’d Be Bisexual if Women Weren’t So Goddamn Annoying

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Because I often make sexual comments about women on this website, my sexuality has come into question. For some strange reason, people seem to want to know whether or not I’m bisexual. According to my gay friend (who could be totally yanking my chain in a sneaky attempt to make me look like an idiot […]

7 Surefire Ways to Gain the Interest of Any Woman

Monday, August 13th, 2007

You’ve finally found the girl of your dreams barring one small exception: she doesn’t know you’re alive. To make matters worse, you strongly suspect she’s totally out of your league. She’s beautiful; you’re a fat slob. She’s wealthy; you’re struggling financially. She popular and social; you spend your Friday nights browsing your collection of Internet […]

I’m Thinking About Hiring a Fact Checker

Friday, August 10th, 2007

Husband: Turns out, Warren Buffett actually did get a college degree. V: Seriously? Husband: Yep. V: Damn, where were you yesterday when I trying to make a point? Now, here you are with your little “facts” that make what I said technically “wrong.” Way to let me down. Husband: Don’t worry. What you lack in […]