Archive for September, 2007

Teenage Sexuality and a Pink and Black Bikini

Friday, September 28th, 2007

I’ve never felt so powerful in my life than I did when I wore my pink and black bikini. My Mother bought it for me the summer after I turned 14 years old because she firmly believed that a little girl with a body like mine shouldn’t hide under a one piece. At first, I […]

Poor, Poor Insurance Agent

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

Insurance Agent: Well, I spoke to the biological Mother today. V: *laughs* Oh yeah? How did that go? Insurance Agent: She yelled at me. She said I had no right to be calling her. I tried to explain that I had to contact her about issues in regards to her children. Otherwise, she could sue […]

SpongeBob Squarepants Explains the Nuclear Family of the New Millennium

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Today I found myself watching an episode of Spongebob Squarepants and becoming increasingly annoyed. Now I know some of you are busy wildly speculating why I would be watching a cartoon, but stay with me here. In this particular episode, Spongebob and Patrick found a baby scallop and decided to become a Mommy and Daddy […]

Old Gas Station Bitches are Always Cramping My Style

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

Ok, so I’ve been really fucking sick lately. But I’ve always been kind of a soldier when it comes to dealing with illness. I am not one of those namby pamby types who lie in bed and ring a bell every time they need a pillow fluffed. Instead, I do the shit I’ve got to […]

Prescription Drugs, Please

Monday, September 17th, 2007

Dear Crazy People Who Read My Site: Today, I actually had a story to tell you. Unfortunately, I am sick. Deathly ill. Sitting up is actually taking me effort. It’s a damn good thing I don’t believe in karma or I’d seriously be thinking about changing my life right around now. So rather than write […]