Archive for September, 2007

Love a Child, Hate a Child

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

I have developed a seething hatred for the creepy little fuck that lives next door. I’m serious. This little shit-for-brains has absolutely zero redeemable qualities. He’s dumb. He’s rude. He’s ill behaved. He picks his nose. He’s socially inept. Rather than call you by your name, he’ll instead opt to scream ‘HEY! HEY! HEY!’ at […]

Interview and Stuff

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

First of all, there’s a new catchphrase up. The guy who submitted it did so via his myspace page, but since then, his myspace has gone private. If you’re reading this myspace page guy, make your page public again and I’ll plug you here. Otherwise, it’s a waste. [Edit: Myspace guy has gone public again! […]

Out of the Ashes of 9/11 Comes Release From Halloween Party Hell

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

Today I’m going to spare you the sappy, overemotional piece of writing where I relate to everyone where I was on 9/11 (complete with a picture of ground zero or a shot of a crying fireman!) and explain how it changed my life forever. I’m sure you’re going to be reading enough of that crap […]

The Pentecostal Church and The Holy Ghost Want You To Wear Pig Panties

Monday, September 10th, 2007

During the crisis that was my Mother’s dating life, she became involved with a man named Ron who was extremely religious. Ron was a very devout member of the Pentecostal Church and longed for a family who maintained similar views. Within seconds of uttering this desire to my Mother, our entire family suddenly became firm […]

A Memorable Sort of Psychosis

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

My husband and I went to the dog park today where we sat on a bench watching our dog wrestle around with yellow lab mix. The owner of said yellow lab came over to chat with us and exchange pleasantries. She was a nice, older lady and her dog was cute for a lab mix. […]