Archive for October, 2007

Dance, Monkey, Dance

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

Oh, is this who I’m supposed to be this week? Sweet. I was getting kind of tired being ‘Pete the overweight guy’ from Georgia. Although, Pete was a big step up from ‘Carrie the stay at home Mom of 4’ from Oregon. For anyone who is wondering, the answer is yes. Ryan Holiday cracked it. […]

Ryan Holiday is Definitely Not Mediocre. He’s Worse.

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

OK, look. I realize Ryan Holiday’s moronic little post about slow drivers was his poorly executed way of making some grand statement about mediocrity and how wrong it is for some people to drag others down to their level and blah, blah, blah. However, the problem with people like Ryan Holiday is they seem to […]

Grow The Fuck Up, Ryan Holiday

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

Today, I read something so fucking funny that I almost swallowed a piece of bubblegum, I was laughing so hard. I’m going to copy the entire post here in full, rather than just quote and link like I usually do. If Ryan Holiday has a problem with this, I suppose he can…go cry about it. […]

The Point of it All

Friday, October 12th, 2007

For me, grocery stores are a bad luck. Too many times to count, I’ve unexpectedly been forced into confronting my past among jars of tomato sauce or packages of raw meat. Confronting a teacher who may have been mean to you is no easy task in the first place. Try doing it after you’ve both […]

Warning: My Brother is a Terrible Job Reference

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Brother: A friend put me down as a reference on a job application today. V: That’s cool. Brother: I’m thinking about making up some crazy shit to say about her if they call. V: Like what? Brother: I was thinking about saying something like, “Don’t hire her. She told me she hates Jesus. She’s been […]