Archive for November, 2007

Christmas Contest

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

I don’t know if any of you have noticed, but you can now sign up to receive email updates letting you know when I’ve updated. This is convenient for you because it saves you the trouble of visiting on the days I haven’t updated. It’s also convenient for me being that I’ve been getting mad […]

Quick and Easy Child Support Reform

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

My feelings about the current child support system have been well documented. However, I have never stated how much, specifically, I think a woman is entitled to receive if I were given the power to re-work the system. Let me put everyone’s mind at ease now, by saying: ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING. Yes, you read that right. […]

Spiffy New Layout

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

As you can see, I’ve got a spiffy new layout. I know what you’re all thinking: “It’s still ugly.” But, to be honest, ugly is kind of the point. In real life, I often sacrifice style for usability and efficiency, so I don’t see why I should treat the Internet any different. The way I […]

When to See a Therapist

Monday, November 26th, 2007

I slump into my seat at exactly 3:55. I’m always 5 minutes early for everything. I can’t stand being late. I cannot tolerate the idea that someone out there wasted even a second of their precious time waiting for me. She stares at me silently. For some strange reason, she always expects that I will […]

Walmart Hell Part 2

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Ok, so I went back to Super! Walmart tonight to pick up a couple of things. Dowdy greeter lady was still working the door, but unfortunately, didn’t recognize me. As I was strolling by the bank, however, I happened to see this: Just in case your eyes are shit, that sign says, “Help Yourself to […]