Archive for December, 2007

Christmas Contest Ending Soon

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

Just a reminder everyone, the Christmas Contest ends tomorrow night. So if you’d like a chance to win $100 Amazon gift certificate on Christmas Eve, sign up to receive email updates letting you know when I’ve updated. Edit: Contest over. This chick won. Thanks for playing everyone and Merry Christmas! P.S: For those of you […]

Top 5 Cartoons We Need to Put Back on the Air

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

Kids these days have no imagination. One thing I’ve been blessed/cursed with in life is an unusually good memory, so I very keenly remember being a little kid hanging out with the other kids in my neighborhood. We’d sit outside in the sunshine, watching clouds and eating bologna and mustard sandwiches as we contemplated the […]

Dick and Dr. Phil

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Dick from Men Are Better than Women is going to be on Dr. Phil today if anyone is interested in watching. Normally, I would staple my clitoris to a board and beat it with a hammer before watching an episode of Dr. Phil, but Dick has definitely been spicing the show up. The synopsis of […]

The Christmas Spirit

Saturday, December 15th, 2007

A friend of mine is giving his wife a kitten for Christmas. She has begging him for a kitten for quite some time, but he has been casually ignoring her. Finally, he has opted to cave to her demands and I, for one, couldn’t be happier. Why? Because my friend has entrusted me with the […]

The Next Mormon Prophet Will Be a Woman

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

I have very few hard and fast rules about life, but one of them is ‘Never argue about religion.’ This doesn’t mean I won’t talk about religion, mind you, but ultimately, I think a person’s faith is none of my business. Whether someone worships the Almighty Jesus or the Pagan Pixie Goddess of Yore is […]