Archive for January, 2008

The New Definition of a Bastard Child

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

Once I write something, I usually like to leave it be. I absolutely, positively hate going back and explaining shit even when it’s clear the majority of people have missed the point I was fumbling around to make. But then again, I also hate being misunderstood. Furthermore, when faced with the option of either revising […]

It’s Good to Be Judgmental

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

*By the Author of Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds* She’s V and I’m W. Some of you may know me from my own site Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds, but since there are thousands of you who have no clue who I am, I thought I should introduce myself as V has so graciously allowed […]

Would this Fashion Retard Carry a Louis Vuitton Purse?

Monday, January 28th, 2008

I laughed my ass off when I read this. For those of you who have not yet clicked the link, the name of the website is Arm Candy Girl. From the looks of it, the site is dedicated to reviewing designer purses and handbags. Now while that, in itself, isn’t particularly humorous, the fun really […]

Just Say ‘NO’ to Bastard Children

Friday, January 25th, 2008

During breakfast yesterday, my Husband asked me a question. “Hey, do you remember that project I was involved in last year?” “Vaguely.” “Remember Brian? He was working on it with me. You met him once.” “I think so.” “Well, he just got married. He wants to know if we want to do anything with them. […]

Overheard in the Post Office

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Little Girl: Mommy, why did Daddy go to jail today? Mother: Shh! Because he didn’t pay his child support. [Mother receives sympathetic stares from bystanders. Decides to talk louder.] Little Girl: So if he pays his child support, can he get out? Mother: Yes. Little Girl: Ok. Good. [Long pause.] Little Girl: But how will […]