Archive for February, 2008

Shallow Bastards

Friday, February 15th, 2008

If you gave me the choice between $500 a chance to see a picture of some random douchebag on the Internet, I would snatch that money so fast the friction from our hands would set the bills ablaze. Hell, I’d even take $10. In some cases, I’d even pay you take pictures of your snaggletoothed […]

Potential Prize for the Charity Challenge

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Alright. I’ve whined and procrastinated enough. It’s time for me to cowboy up and get my Birthday Charity Challenge going. As of right now, not only do I need a proper cause to donate to, but I need a prize I can give to my readers as a reward for their generosity. I’m pretty sure […]

The Birthday Card

Friday, February 8th, 2008

I’m going to cut to the chase. About 2 weeks ago, my Mother sent me a birthday card. It came in a pink envelope, swathed in ribbons, complete with embroidered flowers and a sappy verse inside. It’s totally not my style, which I strongly suspect might be why she picked it out. There was a […]

Hanging the Kids Out to Dry

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

The guy who writes Going Like Sixty had this to say recently about my last update: It was so out of character it seemed to me. I get that a lot, so I’m going to address it now. The reason I sometimes write things ‘out of character’ is because, quite simply, I’m not a character. […]

Absolutely Pointless

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Ok, so was that last update absolutely pointless or was that last update abso-fucking-lutely pointless? I guess the only thing I can say is that story is significant to me because it was the first time I considered that there might be something wrong with my childhood. Also, I love the childlike mentality of all […]