Archive for May, 2008

Starting a Small Business: Lesson 1

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

The very first thing I’ve learned about this small business affair is if you mention you’re starting one, every single person you know will morph into Debbie Downer right before your very eyes. “Ninety percent of small businesses will fail within the first 5 years!” they chirp like pre-programmed fail robots. My retort is always […]

Female Masturbation

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

The first time I ever masturbated was in the middle of 7th grade English class. Our school happened to have a sustained silent reading program and once a week our teacher was obligated to force us to read something, anything, (preferably without pictures) in a vain attempt to improve our overall vocabulary. Personally, I relished […]