Archive for November, 2008

Violent Acres Classics: Black Thanksgiving

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

In this post, originally published November 27th, 2006, V laments crappy food and non-alcoholic festivities, but still finds time to go Unicorn hunting. Enjoy. Black Thanksgiving

Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid Because They’re Creeps

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

By: V Last night, my Husband and I attended a charity dinner. I’m not exactly sure what disease or malady this dinner was fighting to cure, but I assumed it some sort of cancer. However, the real reason my Husband and I were attending was merely in order to meet our friend Brian’s new girlfriend. […]

A Letter to All First Time Black Voters and to Everyone Else Who Gives a Shit About The Irony of Equality:

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Guest Writer: Dame B. Hello and congratulations. Congratulations on being a part of the decision that made this nation move well and with style. Yeah, I’ll feed the stereotype, we do move well, better even than Bill with sax in hand. Everyone asks us, “how does this feel?” It feels right, I say. The Presidential […]

Presidential Election 2008

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

Quite a few people have asked me my thoughts on this year’s election and other such nonsense. However, since the election is over and done with, I have very little drive to write a detailed description of all the nuances of my political leanings. Instead, I’ll just quote phrases I uttered to friends and family […]

The Negative Effects of Child Fear Mongering

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

I was sitting in the middle of the long, white driveway that snaked its way toward the family garage. The day was so hot the heat from the pavement periodically burned my thighs. But instead of abandoning my project, I merely shifted position until I was propped up on my knees. While my backside temporarily […]